KICKING THE TIRES OF APRIL 1, 2020

What to do for April Fools Day

Failure of Imagination

Every year, I fail to come up with an April Fool’s Day prank. When I was ten, I convinced my sister’s boyfriend that the black band around his pack of Marlborough cigarettes signified the president of the company had died. I successfully convinced him of this; but it was August, not April Fool’s Day.

What we have here is a failure of imagination!