Today was the day dedicated to the tedious job of packing up the Christmas tree. It’s a synthetic tree, but a very pretty one. It’s all white, pre-strung with white lights that I supplement with two strings of colored lights. It looks spectacular when looking in from the outside.
That’s a good stuffing the three sections of that tree back into its original box is a wrestling match accompanied by a rising rage of frustration complete with a litany of swear words. How does the manufacturer pack the trees, so they lay flat? I must take a special machine. I wish I could rent one. There’s a side hustle: renting Christmas tree packers.
Lacking a mechanical tree packer, I resolved to buy a Christmas tree bag and dump the box into a recycling bin. But my best laid plans went awry. According to UPS, bag had been delivered to my front an hour ago: 3:43 P.M. to be exact. But it had disappeared and has not been seen again. When wailing my unhappiness to UPS the distribution supervisor attributed this to the activity of “porch pirates.” This was my first experience with package filching. The filcher or filchers must have been so disappointed to discover their loot a only a large bag in a box. Unless, of course, they were having the same problem with their own tree,
I have filed a claim, and the tree bag will be replaced by the end of the week. However, I have lost my forward momentum for this project me. Much harder to replace is the original verve and enthusiasm managed to rev up for the project.
